Total Medals Earned: 432 (From 23 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,790 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (125/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
Defeat Cato
You call that a kiss?
Medals Earned: 3/3 (115/115 points)
Split horizontally for the first time
Split vertically for the first time
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 10/13 (310/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 32/32 (500/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 9/24 (205/1,000 points)
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Hit 25 civilians
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 7/55 (40/500 points)
Play a song.
Get an achievement.
Perform a 25-hit combo.
Get a silver star.
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Encounter a boss.
Get a silver on 'In Love With Myself'.
Get a star on three different songs.
Unlock two new guitars.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Complete all 6 endings
Complete any 1 ending